my absolute favourite poem
Mary Elizabeth Frye, 1932
me all 47 times ive watched gone girl when nick starts macking on his side piece in his sisters damn house when his WIFE is MISSING
……..isn’t his wife like….a terrifying sociopath who murders a dude and fucks with people’s lives for no adequate reason?
why do you hate women
for no adequate reason? ummmm he made her live in Missouri
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Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.
Idk what I have to lose at this point
i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:
“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”
Snoop Dogg was holding me hostage in my own home. At some point I asked him if I could use the bathroom, to which he replied, “Yeah, sure man,” and I just took off and ran down the street as fast as I could. He never came after me.
short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post
me w/ my new mens pants
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uhmm I think WE ALL HAVE BIG DICK ENERGY
the woman you’re becoming will cost you people, relationships, spaces, and material things. choose her over everything.
me praying for Jake Gyllenhaal to fuck all of you so you can finally find peace
