nadi-kon:

lesbiangonegirl:

redgrieve:

knaives:

me all 47 times ive watched gone girl when nick starts macking on his side piece in his sisters damn house when his WIFE is MISSING

Originally posted by drownerrs

……..isn’t his wife like….a terrifying sociopath who murders a dude and fucks with people’s lives for no adequate reason?

why do you hate women

for no adequate reason? ummmm he made her live in Missouri

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

one-time-i-dreamt:

Snoop Dogg was holding me hostage in my own home. At some point I asked him if I could use the bathroom, to which he replied, “Yeah, sure man,” and I just took off and ran down the street as fast as I could. He never came after me.

bacongreaselipgloss:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post

me w/ my new mens pants

vampireofcolor:

uhmm I think WE ALL HAVE BIG DICK ENERGY

im-prada–u-nada:

the woman you’re becoming will cost you people, relationships, spaces, and material things. choose her over everything.

nadi-kon:

me praying for Jake Gyllenhaal to fuck all of you so you can finally find peace